someone owes me an orgasm
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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