Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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