miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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