belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Randomize
