I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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