i always forget guys have bellybuttons
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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