Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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