ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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