So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
