I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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