I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
