I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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