Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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