I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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