I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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