just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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