Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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