I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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