can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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