I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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