If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
ttyl tear gas
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I need water and some morals
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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