And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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