He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
