Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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