peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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