Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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