Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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