So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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