Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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