Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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