Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Life is so much better after having sex.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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