she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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