the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i need an iv and a liver transplant
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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