Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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