Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
