I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
