Define "chronic" masturbator.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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