nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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