I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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