i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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