the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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