Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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