this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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