I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Send help, water and tortillas.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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