Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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