He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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