Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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