I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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