just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
its not stalking. its research.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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