Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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