I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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