i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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