mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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