marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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