He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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