You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
