summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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