Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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