I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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